hoeskimos:

are you the sun bc you need to stay 93,000,000 miles away from me

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

qrieves:

"you are what you eat"

me:

image

Parent: what does a cow say?
Baby: "moo!"
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby: "baah!"
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

(Source: childpuncher)

hemmogod:

if someone writes you a letter or makes you a mixtape or composes a poem or song about you or creates literally anything for you then you had better cherish the absolute shit out of that person because they care about you a real lot

indikos:

burned my hand curling my hair today

worth it


【腐向け】じょうおくつめ4

【腐向け】じょうおくつめ4

(Source: yomawaro)